FAKE OR REAL?

FAKE FRIENDS : Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS : Are the reason you have no food

FAKE FRIENDS : Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS : Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS : Bail your out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS : Would sit next to you saying "Darn... We were busted...but that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS : Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS : Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS : Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS : Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours

FAKE FRIENDS : Know things about you
REAL FRIENDS : Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS : Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS : Will kick the whole crowd that left you