Gruesome Gags

1. What did the doctor give the witch who had a sore throat? Coffin drops!
2. Why does Dracula wear a black belt? To keep his trousers up!
3. What did the mummy ghost say to the little ghost? You must only spook when you're spooken to!
4. What do lady ghosts put on their skin? Vanishing cream!
5. What do you get when you cross a witch with an iceberg? A cold spell
6. What kind of witch lives by the sea? Sandwich!
7. How does a monster count to a hundred? On his fingers!
8. What did the little monster say the night before his party? It'll be all fright on the night!
9. What do monsters use to keep their hair in place? Scare pray!